I like to pretend I’m a handyman when in reality the last thing I constructed was a shelf out of spare wood I found on the curb. Upon completion and installation, I placed my wallet, keys, and cell phone on it and within 10 minutes, it completely collapsed. I’m not saying that this free vinyl adhesive caulk would have made a difference, but now I’ll have it lying around in my garage for the next time I decide to embark on a constructive venture.