Free Artic Monkey Beer Mat
I’m not sure what an artic monkey is, nor what a beer mat is, but if you want a free Artic Monkey Beer Mat, than today’s your lucky day! When I think of beer mats I think of something that is placed possible under a mug of beer to prevent the mug from sliding around on the table like a coaster? Or maybe it’s like a door mat where you wipe your feet, only with this you put it around your beer in case you spill it. But that doesn’t work, because who in their right mind would spill their beer?
I can’t wait to get this and actually see what it is!





Goob, the Artic Monkeys are a band
Ok, that’s half of the equation then. And I listen to NPR all the time, so I don’t know many bands!
But can you answer me what the heck a beer mat is? Huh? Huh?!
A beer mat is like the paper coaster you get in a bar. If you google beer mat thats what comes up.
free shit yes