EDIT: And it’s dead!

This free Delices De Cartier is described as being:

Playful, sensual, exquisite and ultra-feminine, a fruity-floral fragrance as muschievous as it is precious.

Does anybody else read that and go, “HUH?” It’s a freaking smell!! Who thinks of a perfume that way? It’s used to make girls smell good. End of story. In fact, that should be the advertisment:

Delices De Cartier: Because men likes girls who smell good.