EDIT: Already dead now

Well, it looks like my posts have a bit of a motif going on. I guess I just really don’t like my allergies. And you know what? I don’t think they like me either. So in my latest attempt to wage war on them, here are some Pledge Allergen Trappers Multi-Surface Wipes. So as the days draw nearer to spring and as the clouds of pollen and dust begin to swarm towards your lands, pick up your new Allergen Traps and shout ‘This is Sparta!’ to those vile creatures that attempt to plague your nose. You may only have a few samples to fight off the tens of thousands of dust mites that wish to ruin your days, but at least for once you can strike fear into their hearts (and shout fun things)!

[via the forums]