I never was in Boy Scouts. When I went to one of their meetings with my father back in 4th or 5th grade, when my dad saw how much fishing that was done that he’d never do? We left pretty fast. Of course, that’s not to say that I don’t like my sushi… I do remember getting a football card from them.

Had I been in boy scouts, though, I might not need this free spider chart. And I might be able to tell you spiders other than Spiderman or a tarantula.

Until I receive this e-mail from them, however, I think I should just stay inside…

[via the forums]