I thought that after Goob posted about the free hair scrunchies that maybe some folks might have been left out. I mean, after all, while Goob and I might both have crazy hair (his being long, mine being an afro), maybe there was someone who was reading HIF and thought “You crazy kids! I’m bald!” Someone kinda like Sam Lloyd, Samuel Jackson, or just Sammy Sosa. Well, I think Sosa still has hair, but Samson got a haircut, so I couldn’t go that angle.

Needless to say, bald friends, it looks like these free Bald Guyz hair supply samples might be right up your alley! And maybe, just maybe, if we can get enough people to sign up for the forums and start posting and joining us, we can get Goob to shave his head and apply for Bald Guyz’s Bald Guy of the Week there too, eh?

So let’s pressure our freebee master into this. If we can get another 509 people (to make our members an even thousand) to join the forums, validate their accounts, post introductions, and start posting by the time I get back from my honeymoon on May 12th, I say Goob should shave his head! Who’s with me here?

And who knows, maybe if we get that many and Goob shaves his head, I’ll shave mine too. But not just yet, I mean, I am getting a fairly nice and expensive haircut this weekend for my wedding…

[via the forums]