Boy Adam: Holy Shaved Legs, Goobman, it looks like we might have ourselves a bit of a quandry here.

Boy Adam turns around and sees that he’s talking to himself and then looks to the sky crying to the heavens.

Boy Adam: Goobman? Are you alright? You said you’d return by Wednesday, and it’s already 6:30am and you’re still silent! I should call you on the Freebee-phone to make sure you haven’t been captured by the evil fake referral freebee!

Stoically, Boy Adam turns back to the task at hand on the Freebee-screen of the Freebee-finder in front of him.

Boy Adam: At any rate, Goobman, upon your return, we’ll have to keep the British and Irish citizens safe from the onslaught of free wax away waxing strips just to make sure that hair everywhere is safe. Our only concern should be stocking up enough to defeat our evil arch enemy Lord Undrallio!

Will our heroes prevail? Will Goobman return with his hair in one piece? Are there too many links to confuse people from where the freebee really is? Or are people just getting tired of this retro-superhero schtick?

. . . will we ever know, or will it always JUST BE CONTINUED!

[via the forums]