It should be ironic or something that as I type up this post for some free Mr. Coffee, I’m also chugging down some delicious coffee as if my body needed it to survive. The sad reality is that I actually do need this dark, sweet nectar to keep functioning because if I don’t have my morning coffee by 10AM, my body just shrivels up and won’t move. At least that’s my excuse for sleeping in until noon every weekend. Nobody’s called me out on it yet!

[via the forums]