After getting married this weekend, it’s only natural that I feel a bit fatter. If you were to see pictures of the reception dinner and the cake, you’d half understand why. But the real catch was in all of the alcohol consumed as well. You could have filled up the Matanzas River with all of the alcohol that flowed amidst our families.

It’s only fitting that to get back in shape, my new wife and I find the best diet lemon lime soda. She likes Sprite Zero, but we’ll see if this free diet 7-Up taste test kit sheds any light on if she can really tell a difference between the drinks…

And for your astute HIFfers that see the “coupon,” tag marked for the categories: in case our requests run the 7-Up well dry, they’ve got us covered with coupons they say.

So drink to your health, my HIF-friends, and I shall return from my honeymoon in a weeks time with even more stories, and hopefully less run-ins with the police…

[via the forums]