Hey, It’s Free!

It’s well past time for another freebie review, so let’s get to it!

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Hey, remember that freebie review I did a few weeks back of those nasty free Soy Jar bars I got earlier? Well they’re back, thanks to Wal Mart! So if you missed them the first time around and enjoy torturing your taste buds, then this freebie is for you!

[via the forums]

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There’s some game out there that you have to play and beat, in which case your winning prize is a free Tide To Go stain remover stick. Of course, we here at HIF have a direct link to the prize redemption page, which makes us awesome. I’ll probably end up carrying this around in my pocket 24/7, seeing as how I can’t seem to go 5 seconds without spilling something on me. Whoops, like just now, I spilled something while typing this post. Some call it being clumsy, I call it a well honed skill.

[via the forums]

If this free Vietnamese rice noodle soup is anything like Ramen noodles, I may very well be in Heaven. You get to choose from four different flavors (Savory Chicken, Traditional Beef, Garden Vegetable, and Succulent Seafood) and it looks like it comes in a little self cooking container like what you’d find in most supermarkets. Now if only it’s real cost was 0.14 cents for a shopping cart full, we’d be in business.

[via the forums]

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It’s kinda vague if non-Christians are able to get these cool free Christian goodies, like bumper stickers, window decals, mouse pads, and more. I mean, they don’t explicitly ask for your religious preference, but from what I understand, Jesus is always watching you. Or is that Santa Claus? Which one has all the presents again? Actually, at my age, turning water into wine would be a much more awesome present compared to a toy train set.

[via the forums]

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EDIT: This is now dead.

If you’re anything like me, you’re scared to death of opening that cabinet in the kitchen right above the microwave because you know the second you do, you’ll be buried in 900 free water bottles. They’ll come tumbling since you’ve stuffed way too many in there and then you’ll never be able to cram them all back in and meanwhile, you’re busy trying to pick which one you want to take to the park with you and finally you become too flustered and just plop back down in front of the computer to see what you can find on YouTube. What, I’m the only one who does this?

[via the forums]

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Dry erase boards are awesome for hanging up next to your desk and being used to jot down important little notes and reminders that you promptly forget all about after writing them. Of course, you’ll need a few free dry erase markers to write down that appointment next week that you’ll miss or the phone call to return that you never will!

[via the forums]

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Just in case that free National Guard atlas didn’t wet your traveling lips, here’s a free Best Western atlas and hotel guide. They’ve got three areas to choose from (North America, Europe, or Australia), so no matter where you go, you’ll be able to get yourself lost, have your family or friends yell at you for not being able to read a map correctly, and then stumble into the nearest Best Western hotel late at night. Sounds like a typical vacation to me!

[via the forums]

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I’m not sure what this free CLIF BAR training kit is actually training you for, but I’m always down for some miscellaneous exercise. Wait, did I say exercise? I meant to say lying in bed while surfing for freebies with my laptop, drinking a beer, and watching The Discovery Chanel. Luckily for me, I don’t need a freebie to do all that! Though I would like a free beer…

[via the forums]

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I put these free Fizzy Wizzies in the “children” category, but that doesn’t mean I won’t be using them the next time I take a bath. These are those little capsules you drop in the bathtubs that change the color of the water, which means no more bathing in that boring clear water! They even send you enough for 5 to 8 baths, which means you’ll have enough to wow and amaze yourself at the different colored water for at least a week. Oh, the wonders of modern chemistry!

[via the forums]

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Too bad this free New York Mets pin isn’t a Seattle Mariners one instead

[via the forums]

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During the summers I spent growing up, my best friend and I used to do anything we could think of to earn a little money. Walking dogs, washing cars, offering to clean up people’s yards and houses after we TP’ed them the night before. You know, the usual. But one of our favorite ventures was the classic lemonade stand, where we’d sell stuff like water with this free True Lemon powder mixed in it. And to think, we actually sold a cup or two of this stuff to our neighbors who had pity on us.

[via the forums]

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Aight, the process for getting this free Stride gum is a bit complicated, so you can either try to figure it out for yourself OR you can click the “forums” link below and follow Pru’s instructions! (hint, that’s what I did since I’m far too jetlagged to figure out anything more complicated than blinking). The game is actually pretty fun, as you get to build your own band and then have it compete against other user-build rock shows.

But i can’t get over the fact that I’ll be one of the first people to try out a new flavor of Stride gum, which I can’t freaking wait for! Like I said in the last Freebie Review, Stride is by far my favorite gum and they are even a cool company that has sponsored such awesome people as Dancing Matt. So here’s to some free Stride gum!

[via the forums]

Hey, it’s another Dove sample! It’s actually been almost two months since the last one posted on HIF, but freebie hunter Melissa sent in this offer for some free Dove Cool Moisture shampoo that she recently discovered. I’m not sure if I’ll sign up for this or not though, because there’s hardly any room left in my shower due to all the free soap and shampoo samples I’ve gotten over the past year. In fact, I’m waiting for the entire bathtub to simply collapse under the weight of all the freebies in it and come crashing down on top of my bed.

Hopefully I won’t be sleeping in it at the time.

[via McPaladin and Melissa]

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The National Guard is giving out a free atlas to anybody that requests one, which is great because my old atlas accidentally had coffee spilled on it. And by “accidentally” I mean “purposefully” and by “had coffee spilled on it” I mean “was thrown out the window of my truck in a fit of anger while lost in the mountains of West Virginia.” Boy, do I love road trips!

Sorry for the lack of updates this week, but I went on a little trip. But I’m back home and hunting for freebies yet again!

[via the forums]

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I’m not sure that naming your food product ‘Monkey Brains’ is the best marketing strategy, but I suppose it did attract my attention. I don’t even like oatmeal that much, but surprisingly I kind of want to try this. Maybe the fruity flavors will make oatmeal taste good, which is probably better than the half pound of brown sugar or cup of syrup I usually have to pour in. We’ll see how I enjoy my free sample of Monkey Brains. (Look for the link on the bottom right.) If anything I’ll put to good use the free stickers that those brains come along with.

[via the forums]

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EDIT: Looks like this is dead now.

Supposable if you register with this site you get a free pet travel bowl, but once you go in to register it says you’re going to get a free shirt. Either way you’re getting something free, so who can complain. I sure hope I’m getting a free pet travel bowl, because I can tell you that they are one of the handiest things ever invented for a pet. You go on a nice hiking trip or to the beach and the next thing you know that darned beagle is panting again. Well whip out your trusty travel bowl and the day is saved!

If there’s anything I love more than freebies, it’s two freebies! You can get a free one day SAMS Club membership as well as some free Member’s Mark baby formula over at that site, which means that you’ll not only be able to buy as many twenty gallon jars of mayonnaise as you want, but you’ll be able to do it in peace and quiet while the little one sucks on a bottle of free milk! Just make sure you don’t get the two confused and end up feeding Junior the mayonnaise….*shudders*

[via the forums]

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My college gave out something similar to these free lanyards every year, except back then I called them Key Thingies To Swing Around. I think I nailed myself in the head while swinging my keys around approximately 92 million times in college. And it never once never messed never with me mind!

[via the forums]

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The first thing I think of when I see a freebee for a patch is the astronauts up on the shuttle sewing the hole in the heat shield right now.

But when you’re in space, you don’t have any weight really on your legs or feet, so you really wouldn’t need a free Neru Patch Foot and Leg Discomfort sample.

But a free heat shield patch would be nice for them up there, I’d imagine.

[via the forums]

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