Free Laser Pointer
Lord Undrallio: Foolish Freebee Hunters! While they spend all of their time cavorting around with all of their freebee-fixatures, I only find what I need to capture all of their infinite freebee power!
Evil Laughter
Lord Undrallio: For I, I have found the true power that will be able to blind them * and allow me to sneak into their Freebee-Fort and steal all of their cool swag. Yes, I have found that I can get a free laser pointer from Siegel’s… Wait, from who? My father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former room-mate? No matter!
Soon, I shall rule all of the freebee world! ALL OF IT, I TELL YOU!
… and far far away, our heros are completely unsuspecting… I can tell you that this one will definitely… BE CONTINUED!
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* We here at HIF and our staff do not endorse, recommend, support, suggest, attempt, or WANT you to try what we have humorously suggested here, for your safety, as well as for others… That being said, please, please, use this respectfully and responsibly if you do get one. Thanks… - Your loving and caring Freebee-Superheroes
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Now also accepting applications for new cameos… Sign up on the board for an account and get to posting and shoot me a message, and maybe you’ll see YOURSELF as a new character coming soon…
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