If there’s anything I love more than freebies, it’s two freebies! You can get a free one day SAMS Club membership as well as some free Member’s Mark baby formula over at that site, which means that you’ll not only be able to buy as many twenty gallon jars of mayonnaise as you want, but you’ll be able to do it in peace and quiet while the little one sucks on a bottle of free milk! Just make sure you don’t get the two confused and end up feeding Junior the mayonnaise….*shudders*

[via the forums]