This free Creme of Nature shampoo by Vib Vixen comes off sounding like something dirtier than just a hair cleaning product. Maybe it’s just me. Then I see that it’s “infused with sunflower and organic coconut oils.” That sounds like an afternoon snack. So what is it?! Shampoo? Food? An “adult” product? Beats the heck out of me. I rank this mystery right up there with who really killed J.F.K. and what happened to Amelia Earhart.

[via Pru and Kristofer]