EDIT: Already dead now

These free Ziploc Zip N’ Steam bags from Wal Mart will probably die out in the time it takes me to type this post, but oh well. I’m just hoping they actually come, not because I want to cook something with them, but because I want to stick some of my sister’s Barbie dolls in them and watch them melt in the microwave. I mean, of course I myself wouldn’t do something like that, because I’m supposed to be a “mature adult” or “responsible” or something. But if my little brother were to wake up and find these bags and a pile of Barbies on his bed with a typed note that said, “Hey, Clay, go melt these when I’m in the kitchen getting my coffee so that I can watch with you,” then I don’t know if I’d have the authority to stop him.

[via Froggie]