For Father’s Day this year, my father-in-law got a gift that COULD SAVE HIS LIFE, as the package advertised it. It was one of those multi-tools in the shape of a key with the glass breaker, screwdrivers, and everything you never think you ever really need all too compacted to be really functional in some plastic package that was seen on TV. So all in all, if you don’t have a TV the question of how it COULD SAVE HIS LIFE would be lost. Because how it COULD SAVE HIS LIFE wouldn’t be known because he wouldn’t have a TV to see how it COULD SAVE HIS LIFE so then he wouldn’t be able to SAVE HIS LIFE.

Lucky for us, if you don’t have a TV but have internet and click on this link from Hennen Publishing and take their survey, you can get your very own free multitool. Maybe it COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE too?

EDIT: You have to now e-mail them for the survey, so if you’re still up for it, go for it…

[via the forums]