Hey, It’s Free!

EDIT: Already dead now

I’m pretty sure in a past life, I was a pirate. I love all things pirates, from dressing up like them to talking like them to even getting piss drunk off rum just like they used to. But I’m pretty sure I wasn’t a very good pirate, especially when it came to finding treasure. Case in point, back in my high school physics class, my teacher tried to liven up the class by letting us go on a treasure hunt around the school.

She divided us into groups and I got the pleasure of being my team’s captain. We were then handed “a map” and were supposed to be using vectors or degrees or something, but all I remember doing is walking around screaming “ARRRG! Where’s me booty?!” and playing with my pirate Legos I brought from home. Halfway through the hunt, the rest of my team mutinied against me, overthrew me as their leader, and promptly led us to last place. Ha, and they thought they could lead better than me! But no worries, I’ll just get this free pirate dog koozie (let them know in the comments you want the koozie, unless you actually want the stickers instead) and start drinking away those old memories! ARRRRRG!

[via the forums]