I’m a bit slow in posting this free Curves Cereal sample from Wal*Mart and Start Sampling, but I had a dilemma.

You see, I just posted the other cereal sample post this week. And when I posted that one? I used all of my best cereal jokes. Seriously!

And just after posting the free gift post that I just clicked “publish” on not 5 minutes before, well, I used up my dirty dishes jokes.

All of this makes me wonder how Goob kept up with this for as long as that sucker has. Then again, we can only imagine what escapades he’s up to right now in South America. And I’d bet that when he gets back from drinking his way through his jungle hikes? He’ll have even more stories.

And a need for a diet cereal like Curves to help improve his girl-ish figure.

I think it’s time for me to go get my dish detergent now so I have clean bowls for when I get all of these cereal samples in the mail. And it’d be nice to find the counter. I think we lost one of the cats back there too…

[via the forums]