Hey, It’s Free!

Two things in this world will always perplex and amuse me–stickers and irony–and thankfully I get to talk about them both today. Well, Thursdays perplex me now too, seeing there’s no such thing as “Must See TV” on NBC anymore, but that’s besides the point.

Growing up, I never saw the big deal about stickers. But, there is always some sort of fascination with them that we all have. Such a fascination that we find ourselves getting so many of them for our cars, possessions, kids, family, friends, and anyone else and any other unsightly surface we decide to stick them on. I used to always save stickers till I found that one perfect place to stick it. And seeing I really don’t know that one perfect place to display one of these free ‘One World, One Flag’ stickers, I really don’t know if I need to request these to have another envelope come in the mail.

Oh, wait, I said there were two things that amuse me? Oh yeah, that’s right: irony. Take this ‘One World, One Flag’ campaign, championing global unity under one flag. Notice something about this form? Yup, U.S. only freebee. Hmmm, I guess the U.S. will be united under one flag… Indivisible, with liberty and justice for all?

One could only assume…

[via the forums]