EDIT: Looks like these freebies died literally minutes after I posted them! Sorry folks.

I put these two free NASCAR Matchbox cars in the children’s section, but the truth of the matter is I’ll be taking a bath as soon as these bad boys come so that I can drive them around on the side of the tub while pretending they’re under attack from my floating battleships. Then I’ll have my giant rubber ducky swoop in and pretend he’s a mutant sent from space to destroy Earth, at which point the cars and the battleships will have to put aside their differences and join forces for the good of humanity. Who will win?!

[via the forums]