Hey, It’s Free!

There are all sorts of links to stupid, pointless programs on this free keystrap offer page, so make sure you just click on the button that says “3: Select FREE Keystrap & Color.” I actually have some fond memories of these things. My college used to give them out every year with people’s dorm keys, but that practice ended after my sophomore year. A bunch of kids went around wacking people and using them as weapons with the keys on the end. Of course, by “a bunch of kids,” I mean “my friends and I.” What?! Come on, it’s fun hitting your unsuspecting friend’s kneecap with a batch of metal going 50 MPH!

[via the forums]