Archive for December 2007


Free State of the States Publication

In high school, I was a history and geography buff. Well, more of the history buff. I loved studying the trends and the facts related to it. Little obscure things like Appomattox Courthouse, FDR’s New Deal, and the Bay of Pigs (which means I know more than Dana Perino). In knowing all of these random facts, I was killer on my high school’s academic team. Yeah, I was one of those nerds too. But, it got our high school a county-wide win over the other two, two years in a row, and it got me a place my senior year to go to Disney and the Florida Academic Team Showdowns. Yeah, we sucked horribly and got eliminated after two rounds, but we had a free trip to Disney! Can’t complain about that.

I do think that something like this free State of the States Publication PDF would have helped out a lot. See, if you read past years publications, you can see how chock full of facts they are about the changing trends in America. Heck, save 20 to 30 years worth of these and you can have your own kids made into academic geniuses.

They do come in magazines as well, but our dear own Pru found out that the supply is already gone of those, so request 2009’s early, and you won’t be downloading and printing your PDFs at Kinkos this year…

[via the forums]

Free Home-Printable Bookmark Designs

Hey folks, happy tuesday for y’all! And for anyone like me celebrating the last night of Hanukkah without giving your parents or a younger sibling a gift, well, here’s a good quick freebee for y’all with only a few hours left till sundown.

Step 1: Head to the forums and this thread and pick out a design you like.
Step 2: Print out one you like, or add one to the thread if you find another one yourself. Cut the shape down appropriately.
Step 3: Get some packing tape and lay it out flat. Then lay the printed out bookmark on the packing tape and “laminate” the book mark on both sides.
Step 4: Print out this post and tell them that I said that this will make up for all of the gifts that they never got you, even when they asked for a Pretty Pretty Pirate Pony for your 5th birthday and they gave you those packs of socks.
Step 5: Hope that they don’t ground you for life for my sass.

And step 6: Have a happy last night of Hanukkah and will be back with much cooler freebees that don’t require much work tomorrow sometime.

[via the forums]

One Free Magic Trick

Call me demanding, but I think this free magic trick should just appear instantly on my desk without me having to input my shipping information or having to wait for it to be send through the regular mail. Now that would be a pretty cool magic trick! Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to stare in the mirror for a few more hours. I’ve still yet to figure out how my grandpa always finds a giant quarter behind my ear!

[via the forums]

Free Keystrap

There are all sorts of links to stupid, pointless programs on this free keystrap offer page, so make sure you just click on the button that says “3: Select FREE Keystrap & Color.” I actually have some fond memories of these things. My college used to give them out every year with people’s dorm keys, but that practice ended after my sophomore year. A bunch of kids went around wacking people and using them as weapons with the keys on the end. Of course, by “a bunch of kids,” I mean “my friends and I.” What?! Come on, it’s fun hitting your unsuspecting friend’s kneecap with a batch of metal going 50 MPH!

[via the forums]

Free Two Week Sample of Cat Litter

It should come as no surprise that I have a cat. If folks haven’t seen any of my freebee reviews where Wooster’s made an appearance, well, then you should be following up on the site more often. But see, Wooster’s just the one that everyone sees. The dude craves attention. There’s also his sisters: Isabella (a white cat) and Cassandra (a grey tabby). Bella and Cassie are the smart ones, always sleeping and avoiding the cameras. Or pooping.

And speaking of pooping, this is a freebee for them. This free sample of a two week supply of cat litter will really help out around here. For anyone who has a cat, you know how often one poops. Now think of three of those suckers running around…

Oh, and with this one, if you get some form asking you for credit card information? Just erase your cookies and reload the page. I’ll help you out. And besides, I don’t think your cat has a credit card to pay for their own poop box.

Although, Wooster did get a letter in the mail the other day… But I think it was from the v-e-t. Yes, he knows how to spell now too…

EDIT: Now no matter what, folks, you have to pay $.95 for shipping. Sorry. We tried, honestly.

[via the forums]

Free Dove Hair Care Sample

When my sister was living with us, there was always shampoo around. In fact, there was so much crap in that bathroom to moisturize, color, straighten, curl, and other such hair related terms, that I was often confused.

I don’t know about you, but all I really want for my showers, is something to make me clean. I’m not very picky… But, now that she’s gone, there isn’t really anyone around that’s so obsessive about showering twice a day to keep the basic shampoo/conditioner stock going, so it’s always nice to see these free shampoo samples hanging around on the internet. Now, if only we could manage to keep the drain clean…(showers shared by many people are pretty gross, eh?)

[via the forums]

Free Citizens Bank T-Shirt

EDIT: Sorry folks, but this is dead now.

I just finished my final exams for the semester, and I’m walking away decent grades on most of them. And I still ended up with over a 3.0 GPA for the semester, so I can’t complain.

Or can I? See, I just found this free Citizens Bank T-shirt. Yes, I know that link there is to a quiz. But you have to take the quiz first to get the free shirt. And why can I complain? Because its the easiest test in your life. When you get an answer wrong, it tells you the right answer, so just select the right answer!

Man, if only my finals were like that…

[via the forums]

Freebee Review 15 – Sonicare Toothbrush

I figured after the review last night, I’d better do another one that’s a bit more realistic than that. If the above video isn’t working, it’s still waiting to go live but you can find the video here.

So enjoy, and take care folks!

Freebee Review 14 – Two freebees in one video that you have to see to believe!



If the video isn’t showing up right away, folks, just give it a little bit of time… Just finished uploading it now… You can find it over here, though…

But yeah, now that my final exams are over, I guarantee I’ll be back with some other good stuffs soon, I can promise you that.

Free Community Coffee

This free Community coffee is meant to be given away to your friends. But, um, what’s to keep you from just giving them your address and getting some coffee for yourself? Absolutely nothing! Just make sure you put your address as the recipient field and not the sender field, or otherwise I doubt you’ll be getting your free coffee. Which is a travesty, if you ask me!

[via the forums]

Free Advil PM

Ever since returning from Australia, my sleeping pattern has been all out of wack. And it’s not even because of jet lag! I’m passing out at like 6 in the evening, which is around 10 in the morning over there, so I can’t say my body clock is still on Australian time. And then, come 3 or 4 in the morning, I’m wide away. I figure I’ll just wait until this free Advil PM comes in the mail, down it and half a carton of eggnog, and sleep for two days straight. That’s gotta be healthy, no?

Be warned though, some stupid video automatically starts playing when you visit the page above. It scared the living bejesus out of me, so make sure you don’t have your speakers at full blast when you click the link!

[via the forums]

Free SMS & Text Messages

Ok, I’ll admit, I don’t really get the whole text messaging phenomenon. If I want to talk to somebody or ask them a question, I’ll just call them! Over 90% of my phone calls consist of 30 second conversations that go like this:

Friend: Hey Goob, what’s up?
Goob: Hey mate, got a quick question. You know what time we need to show up at Bob’s tomorrow night?
Friend: Yeah, be there around 6.
Goob: Great, thanks, take it easy.
Friend: Peace.

I don’t care how fast you type on a phone, you can’t beat that in terms of time spent! But whatever, I digress. :) I’ve got friends all over the country and world at this point. And while I might want to call them from time to time, the nitty gritty is that I end up texting them thanks to the prices of phone calls. But seeing as how text messages cost money too, I figured there had to be a way around paying. I mean, if e-mail is free, why shouldn’t 150 character messages be?! And thankfully, many other websites out there agree with me!

Below I’ve put together some of the best sites on the net that allow you to sent 100% free text messages. I tried most of them out by texting my own phone to see if they worked, how fast it went, etc. Many of these offer world-wide messaging, or at least texts to certain countries abroad. So chances are though that no matter where your friends or families are in the world, you’ll be able to text them using one of the sites below. Many times you’ll need to know the country code of the number you’re trying to message, but for some reason most of these sites don’t provide a list of the freaking codes! Luckily, this is when Wikipedia really comes in handy. Even more annoyingly, sometimes you’ll need to know the cell phone service provider of your friend. If you have no idea what it is, then have a look at Fone Finder and thank me later!

And as always, if you know of a good site I missed, please leave a comment and let us know about it!

A list of places to send free text messages!

Anon Txt – A simple and easy interface to use is provided by AnonTxt.net, which is for US and Canadian numbers only. I noticed this is one of the few free sms sites out there that allow for a “name” field, which is helpful since you don’t have to use any of your limited characters in your message telling your friend who you are. The downsides? It takes about 10-15 minutes for the message to be delivered and the text comes with an ad.

Call Wave – This site lets you download widgets to be used on your Google or Yahoo Homepage, Apple, or Windows Vista machine. It lets you IM anybody in the US and it should work with all major and more minor cellular carriers in the country.

Cardboard Fish SMS – For UK users only, so I haven’t been able to try it out myself, but I’ve read nothing but glowing reviews about it. Looks like there isn’t a user signup or login required, which is nice.

Chikka – You have to download a small program (which is basically just an IM platform, but built on sending text messages to your buddies instead of IMs). Your friends can then respond to you from their phone and it’ll show up on your computer. Works in the Philippines, US, Japan, India, and Thailand. Here in the US, the site claims to be compatible with AT&T, Alltel, Cingular, Sprint, and Verizon.

Crickee – This fairly new service based out of France allows you to message your friends via the Internet and your cell phone for free. Unfortunately, they send the messages via the Internet. So in order for you or your friends to get them, you must have Internet access on your phone, which can be pricey for some people. Granted, this kind of defeats the entire purpose, but if you happen to have cheap or free Internet access on your phone and are out of monthly text messages, this might be a service for you.

Free Text Send – I really like the look of this US-only free texting site. In fact, it’s probably one of the best out of all the sites on this list. The site isn’t really that big, as it’s being run off a smallish server, so the messages take a few minutes to send.

Fun Text Flirts – This site is more of a novelty free sms service, as you can only send a “flirty” message to somebody. Basically, what this does is allow you to anonymously send a message to whoever you have a crush on and then they can reply to your e-mail if they want to. It’s cool, but only if you have a crush and want to send them a sleazy message ;)

Gizmo – Yet another great worldwide free SMS service. I’ve used it extensively to send text messages to my friends here in the states, but I’ve never tried it out in other countries. Pretty much every major country in Europe, Asia, South America, as well as Australia are listed as being available. I highly recommend this one!

Joopz – Ok, this site is awesome. In fact, I think it’s my favorite on this list! You have to create a free account, but after you do so, it’s nothing but awesome features from there. To start with, the website is actually nice to look at and doesn’t blind you with flashy ads, which is much appreciated by people like myself. But beyond that, here are some of the great features. For starters, you can text message anybody in the world (and I’ve tried it out!) BUT, it doesn’t just stop there. Your friend can reply to the text message and you will be able to read it via your Joopz.com account. Then you can reply again, etc. Also, Joopz keeps a log for you to read through of all the messages you’ve sent out. Pretty dang nifty, huh? The only downside is that after a month, you’re downgraded to the “basic” package, which limits you to 50 free text messages a month.

Kill Some Time – Finally, a website dedicated to just US numbers! The good thing is that you don’t have to sign up for any accounts. In fact, the only downside to Kill Some Time’s free text message service is that you have to know what cell company your friends are using. But since I just linked you to a site that should help you out with that, you shouldn’t have any problems!

Send SMS Now – Even though you have to sign up for a free account for this one, this is actually a pretty good service as well. Not only can you send free text messages worldwide, but since you have a free account, your friends can text back to your message and you’ll get it on the computer. The only downside is what countries this works in. They have a large list, which is good, but most of the countries are of the likes of Pakistan, Kazakhstan, and Ukraine. Yet no Britain, Australia, or France? Eh, whatever, I’m just happy I can now prank text message people in rural Kenya!

SMS Everywhere – Another great US-only site that will send free text messages without any registration. One thing I noticed about this site is that the texts go through SUPER fast, usually within seconds.

Text 4 Free – While this site requests that you know the cell service provider of the number you’re texting, I can overlook that small annoyance. Why? Because not only can you text people in the states for free, but there are literally dozens of places worldwide you can text AND you don’t have to sign up for a free account. Not too shabby if you ask me!

Text For Free – Not to be confused with the site above, Text For Free.net offers almost the exact same features as Text4Free.net with only a few small exceptions. The range of places you can send free text messages is a bit smaller with this site, but the tradeoff comes in the form of a small widget that you can place on your Myspace profile or website which lets your friends text you for free!

Text Me Later – You have to create a free account with this site, which can take up to 5 minutes since you have to wait on two text messages to come in, but it’s more than worth it. With Text Me Later, you can schedule free text messages for yourself or any of your friends in the future. eThis is perfect for making sure you remind yourself to do something or maybe reminding your friends to meet you at the bar. In fact, I used this a few months ago to remind my buddy to pick me up from the airport. When I got into the car, he mentioned that had I not sent that message, I would have been standing around waiting on him for a few hours :)

Text Pet – Yet another fantastic site that lets you send worldwide free sms as long as you know the cell provider. What makes this site even better, IMHO, is the clean and nice layout. No flashing ads or annoying messages all over the place. Just a box for you to send your free text message from and that’s it.

Text Your Buddy – Like the text4free site above, Text Your Buddy.com can message your friends worldwide as long as you know the service provider. I did notice that the messages were a bit slow in coming through, but you can’t really complain since it’s free.

The Txt – Again, another simple user interface site that let’s you send free text messages anywhere in the US. Texts come pretty fast and no registration is required.

Txt Drop – Txtdrop.com is awesome, in that not only can you send free text messages to anybody in the US, but you can also download widgets for Windows and Mac computers which enable you to send free text messages straight from your desktop!

Yahoo Messenger India – India is a booming market and Yahoo is doing its best to try and snag as much of it as possible. Therefore, their Indian version of Yahoo Messenger offers an awesome array of countries that you can text for absolutely free. For no cost whatsoever, you can message people in Argentina (Telecom Personal), Australia (Vodafone, Telstra, Orange), Bolivia (Entel Movil), Canada (Rogers), Hong Kong (Hutchison), Indonasia (Telkomsel, Excelcom), Kuwait (Wataniya), Malaysia (Tmtouch, Maxis), Philippines (Smart, Globe Telecom), Singapore (M1, Starhub), Thailand (Dtac, AIS Thailand), and the United States (AT&T, Cingular, Verizon, T-Mobile). The program itself is in English and it’s no different than the one you’d download from the English version of Yahoo, other than the fact that with this one you can send a ton of free text messages around the globe!

So there you have it! Those are some of the best free text messaging websites I found on the net. No matter where you or your friends are in the world, hopefully you’ll be able to stay in touch with nothing more than a couple of cell phones and a few of the websites from this list.

Free SMS & Text Messages

Ok, I’ll admit, I don’t really get the whole text messaging phenomenon. If I want to talk to somebody or ask them a question, I’ll just call them! Over 90% of my phone calls consist of 30 second conversations that go like this:

Friend: Hey Goob, what’s up?
Goob: Hey mate, got a quick question. You know what time we need to show up at Bob’s tomorrow night?
Friend: Yeah, be there around 6.
Goob: Great, thanks, take it easy.
Friend: Peace.

I don’t care how fast you type on a phone, you can’t beat that in terms of time spent! But whatever, I digress. :) I’ve got friends all over the country and world at this point. And while I might want to call them from time to time, the nitty gritty is that I end up texting them thanks to the prices of phone calls. But seeing as how text messages cost money too, I figured there had to be a way around paying. I mean, if e-mail is free, why shouldn’t 150 character messages be?! And thankfully, many other websites out there agree with me!

Below I’ve put together some of the best sites on the net that allow you to sent 100% free text messages. I tried most of them out by texting my own phone to see if they worked, how fast it went, etc. Many of these offer world-wide messaging, or at least texts to certain countries abroad. So chances are though that no matter where your friends or families are in the world, you’ll be able to text them using one of the sites below. Many times you’ll need to know the country code of the number you’re trying to message, but for some reason most of these sites don’t provide a list of the freaking codes! Luckily, this is when Wikipedia really comes in handy. Even more annoyingly, sometimes you’ll need to know the cell phone service provider of your friend. If you have no idea what it is, then have a look at Fone Finder and thank me later!

And as always, if you know of a good site I missed, please leave a comment and let us know about it!

A list of places to send free text messages!

Anon Txt – A simple and easy interface to use is provided by AnonTxt.net, which is for US and Canadian numbers only. I noticed this is one of the few free sms sites out there that allow for a “name” field, which is helpful since you don’t have to use any of your limited characters in your message telling your friend who you are. The downsides? It takes about 10-15 minutes for the message to be delivered and the text comes with an ad.

Call Wave – This site lets you download widgets to be used on your Google or Yahoo Homepage, Apple, or Windows Vista machine. It lets you IM anybody in the US and it should work with all major and more minor cellular carriers in the country.

Cardboard Fish SMS – For UK users only, so I haven’t been able to try it out myself, but I’ve read nothing but glowing reviews about it. Looks like there isn’t a user signup or login required, which is nice.

Chikka – You have to download a small program (which is basically just an IM platform, but built on sending text messages to your buddies instead of IMs). Your friends can then respond to you from their phone and it’ll show up on your computer. Works in the Philippines, US, Japan, India, and Thailand. Here in the US, the site claims to be compatible with AT&T, Alltel, Cingular, Sprint, and Verizon.

Crickee – This fairly new service based out of France allows you to message your friends via the Internet and your cell phone for free. Unfortunately, they send the messages via the Internet. So in order for you or your friends to get them, you must have Internet access on your phone, which can be pricey for some people. Granted, this kind of defeats the entire purpose, but if you happen to have cheap or free Internet access on your phone and are out of monthly text messages, this might be a service for you.

Free Text Send – I really like the look of this US-only free texting site. In fact, it’s probably one of the best out of all the sites on this list. The site isn’t really that big, as it’s being run off a smallish server, so the messages take a few minutes to send.

Fun Text Flirts – This site is more of a novelty free sms service, as you can only send a “flirty” message to somebody. Basically, what this does is allow you to anonymously send a message to whoever you have a crush on and then they can reply to your e-mail if they want to. It’s cool, but only if you have a crush and want to send them a sleazy message ;)

Gizmo – Yet another great worldwide free SMS service. I’ve used it extensively to send text messages to my friends here in the states, but I’ve never tried it out in other countries. Pretty much every major country in Europe, Asia, South America, as well as Australia are listed as being available. I highly recommend this one!

Joopz – Ok, this site is awesome. In fact, I think it’s my favorite on this list! You have to create a free account, but after you do so, it’s nothing but awesome features from there. To start with, the website is actually nice to look at and doesn’t blind you with flashy ads, which is much appreciated by people like myself. But beyond that, here are some of the great features. For starters, you can text message anybody in the world (and I’ve tried it out!) BUT, it doesn’t just stop there. Your friend can reply to the text message and you will be able to read it via your Joopz.com account. Then you can reply again, etc. Also, Joopz keeps a log for you to read through of all the messages you’ve sent out. Pretty dang nifty, huh? The only downside is that after a month, you’re downgraded to the “basic” package, which limits you to 50 free text messages a month.

Kill Some Time – Finally, a website dedicated to just US numbers! The good thing is that you don’t have to sign up for any accounts. In fact, the only downside to Kill Some Time’s free text message service is that you have to know what cell company your friends are using. But since I just linked you to a site that should help you out with that, you shouldn’t have any problems!

Send SMS Now – Even though you have to sign up for a free account for this one, this is actually a pretty good service as well. Not only can you send free text messages worldwide, but since you have a free account, your friends can text back to your message and you’ll get it on the computer. The only downside is what countries this works in. They have a large list, which is good, but most of the countries are of the likes of Pakistan, Kazakhstan, and Ukraine. Yet no Britain, Australia, or France? Eh, whatever, I’m just happy I can now prank text message people in rural Kenya!

SMS Everywhere – Another great US-only site that will send free text messages without any registration. One thing I noticed about this site is that the texts go through SUPER fast, usually within seconds.

Text 4 Free – While this site requests that you know the cell service provider of the number you’re texting, I can overlook that small annoyance. Why? Because not only can you text people in the states for free, but there are literally dozens of places worldwide you can text AND you don’t have to sign up for a free account. Not too shabby if you ask me!

Text For Free – Not to be confused with the site above, Text For Free.net offers almost the exact same features as Text4Free.net with only a few small exceptions. The range of places you can send free text messages is a bit smaller with this site, but the tradeoff comes in the form of a small widget that you can place on your Myspace profile or website which lets your friends text you for free!

Text Me Later – You have to create a free account with this site, which can take up to 5 minutes since you have to wait on two text messages to come in, but it’s more than worth it. With Text Me Later, you can schedule free text messages for yourself or any of your friends in the future. eThis is perfect for making sure you remind yourself to do something or maybe reminding your friends to meet you at the bar. In fact, I used this a few months ago to remind my buddy to pick me up from the airport. When I got into the car, he mentioned that had I not sent that message, I would have been standing around waiting on him for a few hours :)

Text Pet – Yet another fantastic site that lets you send worldwide free sms as long as you know the cell provider. What makes this site even better, IMHO, is the clean and nice layout. No flashing ads or annoying messages all over the place. Just a box for you to send your free text message from and that’s it.

Text Your Buddy – Like the text4free site above, Text Your Buddy.com can message your friends worldwide as long as you know the service provider. I did notice that the messages were a bit slow in coming through, but you can’t really complain since it’s free.

The Txt – Again, another simple user interface site that let’s you send free text messages anywhere in the US. Texts come pretty fast and no registration is required.

Txt Drop – Txtdrop.com is awesome, in that not only can you send free text messages to anybody in the US, but you can also download widgets for Windows and Mac computers which enable you to send free text messages straight from your desktop!

Yahoo Messenger India – India is a booming market and Yahoo is doing its best to try and snag as much of it as possible. Therefore, their Indian version of Yahoo Messenger offers an awesome array of countries that you can text for absolutely free. For no cost whatsoever, you can message people in Argentina (Telecom Personal), Australia (Vodafone, Telstra, Orange), Bolivia (Entel Movil), Canada (Rogers), Hong Kong (Hutchison), Indonasia (Telkomsel, Excelcom), Kuwait (Wataniya), Malaysia (Tmtouch, Maxis), Philippines (Smart, Globe Telecom), Singapore (M1, Starhub), Thailand (Dtac, AIS Thailand), and the United States (AT&T, Cingular, Verizon, T-Mobile). The program itself is in English and it’s no different than the one you’d download from the English version of Yahoo, other than the fact that with this one you can send a ton of free text messages around the globe!

So there you have it! Those are some of the best free text messaging websites I found on the net. No matter where you or your friends are in the world, hopefully you’ll be able to stay in touch with nothing more than a couple of cell phones and a few of the websites from this list.

Free 2008 Calendars

EDIT: Since it’s no longer 2008, I’ve begun removing any of the dead links I’ve found below.

It’s that time of year again; when our wall calendars are only a month away from becoming yet another piece of trash. So with that in mind, I give you a list of a few active free 2008 calendar freebies that I was able to find this morning. Hopefully at least one of these will come and then we’ll all be set for yet another year to come. Enjoy!

Ace Adventures is giving away a free DVD as well as a free calendar. Though I’m not quite sure if the calendar comes inside the catalogue they send as well, or if the calendar is a pull out and stand alone freebie. Either way, it can’t hurt to sign up for it and find out yourself!

The Alberta Heritage for Medical Research is giving away free 2008 calendars to anybody in Canada if they simply e-mail them asking for one. I assume they’re the same calendars that we in the states would use, but you never know with those crazy Canucks. For all I know, they have 14 months up there and an 8th day between Friday and Saturday called “Hockey Day.”

Charles Rivers Laboratories is giving away a free 2008 calendar featuring some of the artwork of their employees. I have no idea what CRL does, but after typing that previous sentence, I like to think they do experiments on their own employees and then make them draw pictures all in an effort to scientifically create a robotic version of Picasso. Anyways, you have to call (1-877-CRIVER-1) or e-mail them for this, but seeing as how it only takes a few minutes at max to do either of those, that shouldn’t be a problem.

A 2008 Day-Timers Coastlines Tabbed Calendar – You also get a Wilson Jones View-Tab Professional Notebook, 9″ x 6″, Five Subjects and a Swingline convenient Portable Notebook Punch…whatever all that stuff is. I just need something that let’s me know if I need to go to the dentist today or not.

Gus the Gopher – This one is being given away by the state of Pennsylvania, but it can’t hurt to try and see if they won’t send one to you anyways! Just tell them you have a summer home in PA or something, haha.

I remember signing up for a free calendar from Mercy Ships last year and I never got it. Hopefully their 2008 calendar actually comes!

One of the calendars I got in 2007 was from Turkey Hill Ice Cream, but I didn’t see a link to sign up for a free 2008 calendar from them. So I gave their customer support number a call and they said that anybody who wants one can call 1-800-MY-DAIRY and request one for free! They were extremely nice and after checking their computers, pulled up my address and said they’d make sure to get a free 2008 calendar out to me. They even said that this year, there will be coupons for free Turkey Hill Ice Cream! Wooo!

Unity Ministries is offering a free 2008 calendar as well, which comes with “uplifting and inspiring quotes from God” on each page. Personally, I think I should make a calendar with some of my best quotes on it and give that away as well, haha.

Free Vegetarian Starter Kit

I think we’ve been over the fact that a decent-sized chunk of my family are, unfortunately, vegetarians. I’m still not entirely sure how they got to that point, because I know it doesn’t run in the family blood or anything. I’m pretty sure I could eat a raw horse if I thought it’d taste delicious. So that said, I doubt I’ll be signing up for this free vegetarian starter kit any time soon. I <3 my hamburgers just way too much.

[via the forums]