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So it’s the new year already, which means that most people will be taking down their Christmas lights soon if they haven’t already. Although, if it was up to me, I’d just leave them up year round and just not turn them on. Then again, I think we now know why it’s not up to me So guys, let me paint a picture for you. Back in late November, the misses thought it’s be a great idea to put some lights up on the roof and after almost falling to your death at least seven or eight times, you got the lights up. Kudos! But now, it’s time to take them down and you have to go right back up there. Doh! So you get up on the roof, you pull out a screwdriver to start prying the staples loose, and just like that it falls out of your hands and onto the ground. Now you have to climb back down, probably reposition the ladder after realizing it wasn’t level to begin with, and then climb back up. Sounds like fun, huh? No, no it’s doesn’t. Well if you had this free Werner Tool Lasso, which clips to your belt, you wouldn’t have to worry about this happening to you! Gentlemen, you can thank me later in the form of power tools, beer, or power tools that shoot out beer.

[via the forums]