I was going out to the mall the other day, and was looking at the different sprays my friend had. There were a bunch of the normal girly scents, but you know what I’d really like to smell like? Ash tray. Or maybe magazine pages? If neither or those seem fitting, how about grease monkey?

Those are just a few of the peculiar unisex colognes Weird Fragrances is offering as samples from their new products. If the aforementioned scents didn’t appeal to you, there’s also pumpkin spice, hot cookies, cajun spice, and a few more scents that will make it harder to stick to the popular new years diet so many people vow to stick to.

[via the forums]