EDIT: Unfortunately, these are no longer available!

Seeing as how all the holiday leftovers are gone from my fridge, I think I might need to order these free Quaker Simple Harvest snacks. I don’t even care if they taste decent or not, I need something to eat! My pantry consists of an unopened bottle of ketchup, a half-eaten pack of crackers, and two mystery cans missing their labels and I think they’re dog food. Give me another day or two, and there’s a good chance that I open them up to find out. Thankfully it’ll be my birthday soon, so I’ll be set then!

[via the forums]