Free Nestle Coffee-Mate
My mom is going to love this offer for some free Nestle Coffee-Mate, because I’m pretty sure my family goes through this stuff faster than milk and bread combined. In fact, a few years ago, I once had a job where I had to be at work by 5am every morning, which meant that I was awake every day far before any human being should have been. In my sleepy stupor, I poured coffee-mate all over my cereal and didn’t realize it until I’d eaten at least half of it. I looked down at the cereal, then saw the coffee-mate over on the counter next to the cereal box, then glanced back at the cereal. At which point I proceeded to finish up my breakfast, because heck if I was getting back up and exerting any more effort than required!
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My mom is going to love this offer for some free Nestle Coffee-Mate, because I’m pretty sure my family goes through this stuff faster than milk and bread combined. In fact, a few years ago, I once had a job where I had to be at work by 5am every morning, which meant that I was awake every day far before any human being should have been. In my sleepy stupor, I poured coffee-mate all over my cereal and didn’t realize it until I’d eaten at least half of it. I looked down at the cereal, then saw the coffee-mate over on the counter next to the cereal box, then glanced back at the cereal. At which point I proceeded to finish up my breakfast, because heck if I was getting back up and exerting any more effort than required!