Free Wood Skull Air Freshener
Oh great, a free wood skull air freshener is not what I need right now. No, don’t worry, it has nothing to do with this being an inferior freebie or anything, but instead to do with my own truck and some specific memories. You see, my mom likes to mess around with my truck and put little knick-knacks and doodads all over it. If she can find girly items, all the better in her eyes! She’ll stick stuff on my antenna, bumper, steering wheel, anywhere! So two weeks ago she found a strawberry-shortcake air freshener and decided to hide it under my seat so as to smell my truck up.
Flash forward to the next morning. She leaves for work, I’ve got the kids, and I’m getting ready to take them to school. I clamber into the cab, jostle around as we try to find space for all of our limbs without having to hang them out the window, and wrinkle our noses at the God-awful smell of fake strawberry smell. I stick the key in the ignition, turn it forward, and….nothing! My mom had left the light in the cab on after pulling her little prank and I was now stuck at home all alone with the kids for a four day weekend since I couldn’t get them to school. Thanks a lot, Mom! 
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