The commercials for these free EAS energy bars kinda freak me out. You’ve got Brady Quinn, a pro quarterback in the NFL, running through some obstacles and doing drills while everything in the background and around him is this hazy purple color. It looks like a ton of nuclear bombs exploded back there and nuclear winter has set in. Are they trying to tell us something here? Is this the only food that will allow us to survive massive doses of radiation? Folks, I’m frankly a little scared now. Somebody hold me!

[sent in by Keith]