For some reason, this free Dove Cream Oil lotion sounds delicious to me. It sounds like a delicious dessert if you ask me. In fact, knowing my subconscious, I’ll somehow order one of these the next time I’m out at dinner with friends or a date. The evening will be going well, I’ll be witty and carry on some light banter all throughout the meal. Then the waiter will walk over, ask if we want anything else, and my mind will convince my mouth to say, “Yeah! We’ll have a little dove cream oil lotion and some coffee.” And then I’ll look like an idiot…yep, sounds about right!

[via the forums]