EDIT: This is dead.

I thought about giving my mom this coupon for some free Flat Earth Crisps, but then I started having second thoughts. Why? Because I’m a little scared over the flying pig on their website. This company knows pigs can’t fly, right? Or have they managed to create genetically enhanced mutant pigs with wings? Wait a minute…is that what these Earth Crisps are made out of? Mutant flying pig parts? People, be warned! I think I’m on to something here!