EDIT: This freebie is dead now.

Just leave it here to us at HIF to keep things going smoothly on your computer and in the bedroom. That being said, I heraldly mark my return (and my procrastination of installing and upgrading things on my site and my homework) with a two-fer freebee.

Yes folks, see if this free pre-lubricant sample isn’t enough for you? Well, you can go with a free sample of Joe’s best lube. Trust me that I won’t be reviewing either one, but if you’d like to submit your reviews when you receive your products, I’m sure that Goob wouldn’t mind a few e-mails. And maybe he’ll even post one. You’ve got his contact info…

[via the forums]