Hey, It’s Free!

EDIT: Xerox sent me a nice letter and asked that I take this offer down, so it’s dead now folks.

I’m a sucker for office supplies. Just sitting at a desk stocked with pens and paper and envelopes and everything else makes me feel like I’m getting work done, even if I’m just playing Minesweeper. So adding a free glow pen to this clutter can only increase my productivity by, say, a trillion percent according to my calculations.

Be sure you check the box that says you only want the glow pen and not a bunch of Xerox information, because otherwise I have a feeling you’ll get a few e-mails and calls asking when you’re looking to purchase your next $5000 coping machine. I don’t know about you, but that’s just a little out of my price range…

[via Moose]