Free Bass Beer Brolly
Ten free brownie points to the first person who can figure out what practical purpose this free Bass beer brolly serves. I’m gonna go with “pointless,” but come on, it has to do with alcohol so it must be something worthwhile.
Also, sorry California residents, but apparently Bass beer doesn’t like any of you and thus won’t send this freebie to ya. Don’t shoot the messenger, I didn’t make the random policy!
[via Mag]
Looks like it’s to get good head.
A beer brolly is to layer the beers juuuust right without having to wait for them to settle.
It could double as a ninja star
to throw at people.
I like the way you people think
Yeah, it’s for pouring Black and Tans… although Delaney’s is so ghetto they just use a spoon. You could use it as a sci fi costume part… it could be your monocle.
Black and Tans the smooth and easy way
I have cute ones that look like turtles
But they weren’t free
As the owner of ItsInAGlassBottleItHasToBeGood.mooo.com (a website devoted to pie) I should be an authority onthings that come in glass bottles (such as beer).
The beer brolly is a brolly for one’s beer. A brolly is another word for an umbrella (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&q=brolly), so this must be the metal equivalent for beer of one of those little umbrellas for other drinks. This should be more obvious if you drink a few more pints.
P.S. The offer is valid only to Californians if they pay one dollar (http://bass.yastaging.com/california.asp).
(fine print: I do not in anyway condone drinking of alcoholic beverages)
It’s illegal for a beer company to give anything to CA residents that costs more than $0.25.
Sorry! It’s your law!