Comments on: Free Bass Beer Brolly

By: Hannah

Hannah — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 17:26:48 +0000

It’s illegal for a beer company to give anything to CA residents that costs more than $0.25.

Sorry! It’s your law!

By: Billie Jean

Billie Jean — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 02:51:35 +0000

As the owner of ItsInAGlassBottleItHasToBeGood.mooo.com (a website devoted to pie) I should be an authority onthings that come in glass bottles (such as beer).

The beer brolly is a brolly for one’s beer. A brolly is another word for an umbrella (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&q=brolly), so this must be the metal equivalent for beer of one of those little umbrellas for other drinks. This should be more obvious if you drink a few more pints.

P.S. The offer is valid only to Californians if they pay one dollar (http://bass.yastaging.com/california.asp).

(fine print: I do not in anyway condone drinking of alcoholic beverages)

By: Lily

Lily — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 03:56:02 +0000

Black and Tans the smooth and easy way
I have cute ones that look like turtles
But they weren’t free

By: Jessica

Jessica — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 00:56:20 +0000

Yeah, it’s for pouring Black and Tans… although Delaney’s is so ghetto they just use a spoon. You could use it as a sci fi costume part… it could be your monocle.

By: Goob

Goob — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 23:00:16 +0000

I like the way you people think

By: pbchicknz

pbchicknz — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 04:07:58 +0000

It could double as a ninja star to throw at people.

By: Danice

Danice — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 02:10:26 +0000

A beer brolly is to layer the beers juuuust right without having to wait for them to settle.

By: Jim

Jim — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 21:11:21 +0000

Looks like it’s to get good head.