Edit: Blarg! Walmart needs to stop killing these RIGHT AFTER I post them!

I recently came to the realization that I don’t know how to buy toothbrushes. Seriously, I’m completely inept when it comes to this activity. A few days ago I bought one that looked cool only to discover later that evening that it barely fit in my mouth. Huh, what was that? Oh, it was just the sound of my mom passing out since she just realized she raised a complete idiot! Luckily there’s this free Aquafresh Amazing toothpaste, so I don’t have to bother with trying to buy that stuff.

[via Cara]