EDIT: Looks like this is dead now

This free Dove Go Fresh deodorant is supposed to be for Costco members, but seeing as how they’ll accept your information without a Costco member ID, maybe us simpletons will get a sample too. Actually, I’m a member at Costco, but I lost my card a while back and couldn’t be bothered to find it. There’s apathetic people, then pure lazy folks, and then me at the top of the pyramid ruling them all. No, that doesn’t sound right. There’s no way I’d climb to the top of a pyramid. Let’s say it’s an engineering marvel, upside-down pyramid. It was built by a ancient empire off all-Goob’s who surpassed the skills of even the Egyptians.

Only problem is they were too lazy to write down anything about themselves, and thus are forgotten. What a tragedy.

[via Leslie]