Free Dove Go Fresh Deodorant
EDIT: Looks like this is dead now 
This free Dove Go Fresh deodorant is supposed to be for Costco members, but seeing as how they’ll accept your information without a Costco member ID, maybe us simpletons will get a sample too. Actually, I’m a member at Costco, but I lost my card a while back and couldn’t be bothered to find it. There’s apathetic people, then pure lazy folks, and then me at the top of the pyramid ruling them all. No, that doesn’t sound right. There’s no way I’d climb to the top of a pyramid. Let’s say it’s an engineering marvel, upside-down pyramid. It was built by a ancient empire off all-Goob’s who surpassed the skills of even the Egyptians.
Only problem is they were too lazy to write down anything about themselves, and thus are forgotten. What a tragedy.
[via Leslie]
May 9th, 2008 at 10:26 pm
If an egyptian-like culture existed of Goobs and Gooblings long ago, and your a royal descendant from them, than does that make you the last of your royal bloodline? Hmmm… Awesome, your both royalty and a part of living history! We will now refer to you as Your Highness Mr. Awesome. Wait, that’s really long. Eh, that’s a lot of trouble, I guess we’ll just keep calling you The Goob
May 19th, 2008 at 08:58 am
This link is DEAD
May 19th, 2008 at 01:04 pm
Hahaha, PB, I like your style