Hey, It’s Free!

EDIT: Surely you know the drill when you see a bold edit like this.

I’m sure this free Lubriderm lotion is a good freebie and all, but it got me thinking - what’s the deal with all the anti-Canadian freebies lately? I feel bad for anybody living up there, because I haven’t found many decent freebies being sent across the border. Maybe it’s yet another one of the side effects of the bad economy or maybe there’s a recent Freebie Conspiracy brewing.

I don’t care what anybody says, I’m going with the latter. It’s time for Goob to don his investigator hat, grab a notepad, and start running around making wild and unfounded accusations!

[via missysloan]