Free Johnson’s Melt Away Stress Lotion
EDIT2: Call the mortician!
EDIT: Apparently this is a contest and they’re only giving away 300 of these. My bad, folks. Apparently I can’t read today.
According to Johnson’s free Melt Away Stress lotion, the solution for too much stress is getting so hot it melts away. No wonder people on tropical islands are always so laid back and relaxed.
This offer is over