Ok, I’m no geologist, but this free Sun Crystals sweetener has a weird name. Are there such things as sun crystals? Isn’t the sun a giant ball of burning hydrogen and helium? How could crystals survive there?

In fact, don’t crystals thrive in cool environments? Isn’t that why moist, cool caves are full of them? Look, I told you I’m no scientist, but I’m pretty sure somebody got something wrong over at Sun Crystals Headquarters. They probably had the short-list of names down to this, Bright Darkness, and Burning Ice.

[via Nick]