EDIT: I’m getting sick of these freebies dying mere hours after I post them.

This free jar opener is a nice throwback. Growing up, I remember companies giving out rubber jar opener freebies all the time and now you hardly ever see them. I think companies forgot about the “guys who are weaklings and embarrass themselves when attempting to open a jar of pickles” demographic. They’re a key buying power. I would know, because I eat a lot of pickles.

Note: this freebie is sponsored by a drug company and requires a short survey.