Free John Frieda Shampoo
edit: You were just a hair short of getting this freebie on time. Get it?! See, …
This free John Frieda shampoo made me realize my hair volume is pretty low. Heck, it’s muted. Does that even make sense? No? DOES IT MAKE SENSE IF I YELL?
Oh man, see what I did there? I “yelled” it by typing in all caps. Like I turned up the “volume.” Get it? Cause we were talking about hair volume and then I wittily started talking about sound volume. You know, cause hair volume is in relation to the amount of space the hair occupies while sound volume correlates to the amplitude of a sound wave. It’s a play on words; a pun if you will. But the two definitions are actually closely related, because both volumes increase as the space occupied or amplitude increases. I guess that’s why volume is used for both definitions. You could actually argue that they’re one in same and that…
Hahaha, bad jokes plus excruciating deconstruction of said jokes equal hilarity. Just ask my friends and family, it’s a favorite pastime of mine.


I got the pun right at the beginning, but i continued to read about it anyway, just to make sure that the pun i caught was the pun that was intended. I like reading about puns, its a lot of pun…. see what i did there, I replaced the f in fun to ….. I just cant do it!
“We’re Sorry!
The free sample you have requested is sold out. Our samples go fast, so be sure to check out our Free Samples page frequently to take advantage of these great offers!”
There’s a link on that page to some more Walmart freebies, though you may have already listed them on the site.
Ya, they do alot of give-aways on walmart.com… this site ushaly posts them ~AaronBSam~
Hey, its there again! I just ordered my sample! Keep checkin’! %)