edit: You were just a hair short of getting this freebie on time. Get it?! See, …

This free John Frieda shampoo made me realize my hair volume is pretty low. Heck, it’s muted. Does that even make sense? No? DOES IT MAKE SENSE IF I YELL?

Oh man, see what I did there? I “yelled” it by typing in all caps. Like I turned up the “volume.” Get it? Cause we were talking about hair volume and then I wittily started talking about sound volume. You know, cause hair volume is in relation to the amount of space the hair occupies while sound volume correlates to the amplitude of a sound wave. It’s a play on words; a pun if you will. But the two definitions are actually closely related, because both volumes increase as the space occupied or amplitude increases. I guess that’s why volume is used for both definitions. You could actually argue that they’re one in same and that…

Hahaha, bad jokes plus excruciating deconstruction of said jokes equal hilarity. Just ask my friends and family, it’s a favorite pastime of mine.