EDIT: Looks to be dead

Oh man, decisions, decisions. Do I pick the free T-shirt and calendar or the free cap and notebook? I mean, don’t we need some more information here? What kind of notebook are we talking about? You can get any ordinary spiral bound notebook at an office supply store for $0.10, but is this a fancy notebook? And what year is the calendar for? A 2008 calendar would be pretty pointless by now. And how do they know what size t-shirt I wear?!

That’s it, I’m chartering a bus and driving to their headquarters to demand some answers.