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If you don’t have long hair, I’m not sure what you’ll do with a free Redken comb. Maybe you could take it out west and sift for huge chunks of gold. Or perhaps you could wrap some thin paper around it and start your own garage harmonica band. What I’m trying to say is no matter how you earn millions with it, be sure you send me a royalty check.

[via Julie]