Free Fruit & Granola

I assume this free fruit & granola is going to come in snack bar form, but what do I know? Maybe it’ll come in a giant cone. You know what would be cool? If it come in the shape of a DNA model, all spirally and twirly. I’d dare anybody to not have an enjoyable time eating that.



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One Response to “ Free Fruit & Granola ”

  1. #1 AaronBSam |

    Alas and alack, Goob. This fruit & granola is packaged not in a snack bar, nor a cone nor a double-helix format. I have eaten this brand of fruit & granola before (from the store, not as a freebie) and it comes in the form of “bag o’ bits”.

    If it’s any consolation, it’s a lot easier to enjoy your granola/fruit with yogurt or cereal when it comes in bag format than as a bar. Although I would personally enjoy dunking a double-helix of granola into a cup of yogurt if given the option.


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