EDIT: No longer available.

You don’t need to have a baby to get some baby shampoo anymore. Its sorta like when you get those special mailings in the brown paper envelopes? Maybe I’m the only one who gets those?

Or, if not, I wonder if this free sample of Johnson & Johnson’s Baby Shampoo comes in an envelope like that or if my mail person will stare at me and want to see baby pictures. I should just show them a picture of one of my cats then.

[via the forums]