Archive for September 2008


Free U.S. News & World Report Magazine

Rewards Gold, the folks who were giving away the free Maxim subscription earlier this week, are now giving away free U.S. News And World Report magazine subscriptions. That sound you just heard was me jumping up and down, as I’m a news freak. Actual news that is, not that cable news crap. I’ve always enjoyed “articles” longer than a few paragraphs where “reporters” did something called “reporting,” instead of just reading a press release and then letting three talking heads yell at each other.

I guess I’m old school that way.

Free U.S. News & World Report Magazine

Rewards Gold, the folks who were giving away the free Maxim subscription earlier this week, are now giving away free U.S. News And World Report magazine subscriptions. That sound you just heard was me jumping up and down, as I’m a news freak. Actual news that is, not that cable news crap. I’ve always enjoyed “articles” longer than a few paragraphs where “reporters” did something called “reporting,” instead of just reading a press release and then letting three talking heads yell at each other.

I guess I’m old school that way.

Free Microwaveable Bertolli’s Sauce Pouch

When you need a cheap dinner, the best bet is always spaghetti. Make a big batch of it for cheap, package it up, and keep it for the full week. Heat it up a portion at the time and you’ve got a weeks worth of dinner there.

Or, you can always get this free Bertolli’s sauce pouch and spend a buck on a box of noodles and right there? A dinner or two, I’d say… Just don’t go heavy on the sauce…

[via the forums]

Free Pack of Stride Gum

EDIT: This is no longer available.

I think one of the best advertising campaigns on TV nowadays has to be the one from Stride gum. True, its a bit corny to have another gum claiming that they’re “long lasting,” but for once, I think its finally a gum that is… or at least in my experiences.

Needless to say, they’re getting all legal on your… with their new website where you can register for a free pack of Stride gum. Just click on the “Settle” button and click through the pictures and at the end of it all, you can put in your address and tell them which of three flavors you’d like. Not bad, huh?

Just look out for dancing giant rams when you get it, I guess…

[via the forums]

Free Maxim Magazine

EDIT: This is no longer available, but they are now offering a free subscription to Vibe.

This free Maxim Magazine subscription looks a little spammy to me, but after filling out all the info, I got a confirmation message and that was it. No “requirements” to sign up for trials or confirm my e-mail or crap like that, so who knows. It’s worth 30 seconds to give it a shot.

That is, unless you don’t think 30 seconds of your time is worth a free year’s subscription that sells for $10. That means you make at least $10.01 per 30 seconds, equating to $20.02 per minute and $1,201.2 per hour.

Forget the excessive napkin math; can we please trade jobs?

Free One Person, One Vote Sticker

Seeing as how the next batch of HIF stickers are taking forever to arrive, how about you get this free One Person, One Vote bumper sticker to tide you over?

I’ll clarify that I have no idea what their political views or affiliations are though. For all I know, this is just a front for the American Robot Party, a shadowy organization who wants to put a robot in the White House. This cannot happen, people. Just think, one small line of code and he could be programmed to start a nuclear war. You can fight the good fight though and help drain their resources by requesting the free sticker!

Yeah, I really don’t know what I’m talking about. I probably shouldn’t start drinking at 9 in the morning.

Free Always Infinity

These free Always Infinity products aren’t even for sale yet, but Proctor & Gamble are sending out a bunch of these ahead of time. I plan on using mine as an impromptu hat.

[via the forums]

Winzy: Win Prizes By Searching

EDIT: Winzy has now shut down. Try out Swagbucks instead.

A while back I wrote about Blingo, a website where you could win prizes just for using their search engine like you would Google. I know a bunch of people signed up and won some small prizes, but to be completely honest, Blingo stinks now. A while back they mixed in paid ads with the legit search results, so it was hard and confusing to find what you were looking for.

But don’t feel too bad, because a new site called Winzy is out and it’s just like the Blingo of yore. Easy to use, powered by Google, and random prizes are given out every day. Except, Winzy goes a step further – they not only hand out random prizes when you search, but they also give out points for every search you make. These are then entered into the monthly drawings for a whole host of large prizes. Thus the more searches you make, the more points you earn, giving you a higher chance of winning a prize. You can earn points on up to 50 searches per day, which is way more than Blingo’s 10 search limit per day.

So far I’ve only won a $5 Amazon giftcard, but that’s $5 more than I’ve ever won using Google.

There are also a few “tricks” for earning more points than usual. For instance, if you set Winzy to your browser’s home page, you automatically are upgraded to Gold Status, which gives you two points per search instead of one. However, you can then switch your home page back to whatever it previously was and Winzy will still keep you on Gold Status :) Also, if you have a website or a blog, you can put a Winzy badge on your site and earn points for every person who comes to your site, even if they don’t click on the link and sign up with Winzy.

Who knows how long Winzy will stay a legit site, but as long as they are there’s always ample opportunity to win some prizes. It’s what us Hiffers do best – take advantage of free stuff!

Free 4-Color Pen

EDIT: This one turned out to be spam. Sorry folks.

One of the celebrity shows that I watch, I think it was Chelsea Lately, was talking about how Jessica Simpson keeps a diary with a 4-color pen. I wish I remember the punch line of the joke, but its probably better that I don’t…

But I guess once we get our free 4-color pens in the mail, we can write our own punchline to that joke, huh?

Just as long as Chris Crocker doesn’t have a brother who’s a Jessica Simpson fan…

[via the forums]

Free Pledge Multi-Surface Wipes

EDIT: This is no longer available.

I posted these free Pledge Multi-Surface wipes a while back and the offer died pretty quickly. Well they’re back and Wal Mart is giving them away, so you know they’re going to die quickly again!

I really love Wal Mart freebies though. We rag on them for dieing so fast, but they are without a doubt the best company when it comes to giving away freebies. I know technically they’re giving away other company’s samples, but whatever. Their freebies come within days, not weeks, and they’re always packaged well. My only complaint is they don’t give away free candy.

Ok, you got me, I just want some candy right now. I don’t have a sweet tooth, I have a full set of sweet teeth.