EDIT: Aww man, we don’t get to smell like Jennifer Lopez anymore

Is anybody else confused by this free Jennifer Lopez Live Platinum perfume? Call me demanding, but when a singer releases a product with the words “live” and “platinum” in the title, I’m going to assume it’s a CD full of music. I know, what a crazy expectation for me to have, huh?

Who knows, maybe it’s a scratch and sniff CD that you’re supposed to rub all over you. That’d be kinda cool, however you’d look a little insane if somebody caught you in the act of freshening up.