Only one free Trojan condom? Fine, fine, I won’t look a gift horse in the mouth. What the heck is a gift horse anyways? Has anybody ever encountered one? The only gift I’ve ever received from a horse was a one-way ticket from his backside to the ground. What else could a horse possibly give away?

Well, I guess he could have 3,000 Greek warriors. You know, on second though, I’m happy with just the condom.

[via the forums]