Free Trojan Condom

Only one free Trojan condom? Fine, fine, I won’t look a gift horse in the mouth. What the heck is a gift horse anyways? Has anybody ever encountered one? The only gift I’ve ever received from a horse was a one-way ticket from his backside to the ground. What else could a horse possibly give away?

Well, I guess he could have 3,000 Greek warriors. You know, on second though, I’m happy with just the condom.

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Gift horse refers to the Trojan horse of old which is quite witty on your part considering this is for a freebee Trojan.

Way, way, way too much. Very little sleep was had last night to boot. :)

Just how much caffeine have you had this morning, Goob?