Free Trojan Condom
Only one free Trojan condom? Fine, fine, I won’t look a gift horse in the mouth. What the heck is a gift horse anyways? Has anybody ever encountered one? The only gift I’ve ever received from a horse was a one-way ticket from his backside to the ground. What else could a horse possibly give away?
Well, I guess he could have 3,000 Greek warriors. You know, on second though, I’m happy with just the condom.
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Just how much caffeine have you had this morning, Goob?
Way, way, way too much. Very little sleep was had last night to boot.
Gift horse refers to the Trojan horse of old which is quite witty on your part considering this is for a freebee Trojan.