Cold and flu season is just about upon us, freebie lovers! That’s why each and every day when I head into work? I drop an Airborne tablet into a bottle of water. You see, around my office a lot of papers are passed around, and even though in cubicle city everyone is all safe and ducks back into their own little fort everyday, I still haven’t had a chance to build a door for my cubicle because I’m new yet. That means I’m vulnerable. And they can smell weakness.

Luckily, though, this free sample of Airborne will help boost my reserves. And then? All I’ll need is a periscope to see the boss’s door and a rear view mirror on my computer monitor and I’ll be a little safer…

[via the forums]