I remember when I was younger how at the mall they had those McGruff Crime Dogs and you could get your picture taken with them and they blacked out your fingers. I thought they were stealing the tips of my fingers or something when they pressed them on those cards…

Finally, though, now that I’m grown up, maybe I can get them back with this free ADT child safety kit. You know, press my fingers on that card and maybe they’ll come back… If not? I guess I have a life of cat burglary ahead of me…

[via the forums]